doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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