:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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