remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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