He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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