What a fucking waste of an outfit
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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