Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
The adults are the big ones right?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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