So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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