i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
