it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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