I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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