I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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