Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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