On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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