Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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