We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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