I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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