This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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