I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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