my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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