How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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