so explain again why im purple
no
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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