Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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