I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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