what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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