it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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