I need help removing her.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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