3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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