is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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