Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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