in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Randomize
