She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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