im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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