Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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