we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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