Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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