Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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