After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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