i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
3 2 1 whiskey
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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