Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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