if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Pooping to opera.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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