This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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