She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
two words...techno handjob
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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