Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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