just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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