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I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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