she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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