I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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