Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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