gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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