Ketchup is God's man juice
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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