If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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