I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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