week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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